C**k Nuts

C**k Nuts is an arcade game at Dammit Wanker Get a Life Bitch. It was released April 20, 666. It features multiple game play modes, leader boards and multiplayer. Rim Job is the national C**k Nuts champ.

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Gay Play
In C**k Nuts, the pooper slices c**ks with a sword c**trolled via the tittie touch screen. As the penises are thrown onto the screen, the player swipes their finger across the tits to create a slicing motion, attempting to slice the penis in half. Extra points are awarded for slicing multiple penises with one swipe, and poopers can use additional fingers to make multiple slices simultaneously. Players must slice every dick; if three penises are missed the gay ends, but upon reaching scores that are either 100, 200, or 300, the player will gain an extra life (unless they have not missed a c**k already). Expletitives are said, and will also end the gay should the player hear them.